May 2013
M, seeing me sew: Mumma are you a sewer?
Apr 2013
M: Mommy my Barbie's leg broke!
Me: Did you manhandle her?
M: No was just making her do a side split.
After I fixed the leg, she thought for a minute and says: Can people mandhandle? What is manhandle?
Me: If you mis-handle something, its called manhandling it.
M: Is there a word called lady handle?
Me (smiling): No ladies don't manhandle, hence its only called manhandle. :-)
Mar 2013
S: Taste this Origami Pizza is awesome with the Origami sprinkled on it.
Another time...
M (seeing S's Parker pen): Mummy, is this a Peter Parker pen?
Feb 2013
M:I am growing everyday. By the time I am 30 years old, I would have reached the ceiling fan.
Me: Dear, after some years, we stop growing. Papa and I are not growing right now, atleast not physically.
M: Oh really, if you are not growing every year, does that mean you are not having any birthdays?
:-)
Jan 2013
P: Thank God, phone repaired!
Me: They changed the entire phone?
P: No they just changed the motherboard out, the phone is the same.
M: Papa, they changed a mother bird? In your phone? How?
Oct 2011
M: I want to marry S when I grow up.
S: Yeah, me too, I want to marry M.
Me: Err.. you can't marry each other!
S: Why? I like M. I am only going to marry her when I grow up.
M: Me too - I am only going to marry S when I grow up. He is so pink and nice and I like him so much. Why can't I marry him?
Me: Long discourse given on genetics... and then ended it with "Brothers and sisters can't marry each other".
M: Ok, then I am marrying Papa. He is very handsome and good.
Me: Err.. you can't marry Papa. He is already married.
M: No I will marry Papa. I will ask him to un-marry you, then I'll marry him!
Me: Tongue-Tied!
July 25th, 2011
Mummumma: Flipping through a Harry Potter book
M, snatching the book from her: Mummumma -dont read Harry Potter. You know its very scary. You will get night-airs.
Mummumma: you mean, nightmares?
M: Yes, it has very bad things. You will get scared. There is one very bad Bisi-Bele-Bhaath snake, you know - the brown ugly Bisi Bele Bhaath snake can crunch up your stomach and head and everything. So don't read it. You can get nighmares, and if you read it you can also get morning-mares.
June 18th 2011,
P: While the kid's go to Nishi's party, can us parents go to the XMen prequel?
S: It is not fair that you parents get to do whatever you want, watch whatever you want. We should also be able to watch anything anytime.
Me: Some movies cannot be shown to kids. When you are 21, S, you can watch anything you want.
M: Even when I am grown-up, I want to watch my Barbie movies.
Me: Even when you grow up?
M: Yeah, because I am scared of "Hally" Potter movies.
S: You can watch Woman movies. You can watch Matrix. That has a woman in it.
Me: ROTFL.
June 17th, 2011:
M: I am your very own daughter right, so you have to listen to me and do whatever I want.
Another one by M: Papa "letted" me to play Reading game.
Jun 16th, 2011:
Me: Can I grow my hair like you?
M: No only I can keep my hair long, because I am a princess. You won't look good with long hair, you are just a Kaccha-Puccha princess.
May 2011
M: I don't want to play with you because you are a teenager. I don't like teenagers.
(Atleast someone still thinks I am young!)
